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Cheesy dad riddles. When the day for the final exam came, the professor said, there are three questions on this exam. The man who invented it doesn't want it. When it becomes apparent. dad, did you get a haircut? no, i got them all cut!” i used to hate facial hair.but then it grew on me. dad, can you put my shoes on? no, i don't think they'll fit me.” why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? in case they get a hole in one!
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Well, here’s the list of funny yet clever riddles with answers that will give you both a good laugh and deep thoughts to guess the answer. What do you call a fake noodle? Don't call me later, call me dad.
Dad decided to sell our vacuum cleaner. 22.) what do prisoners use to call each other? Why do bears have hairy coats?
Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth? When does a joke become a dad joke? Dad, can you put the cat out?
I guess i missed the punch line. what kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Ok, when does a joke become a “dad joke?” Johnny's dad had told johnny that if he could get an a+ on his final exam, he could get any ice cream flavor he wanted plus a pizza.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? I didn't know it was on fire. Don't call me later, call me dad!
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You will have one hour to answer them all and no more. Because he wanted to see time fly! Did you hear about the italian chef who died?
He said it was just gathering dust. The teacher woke him up. These are the 155 best and funniest corny dad jokes for any occasion, according to a comedian and former instructor at chicago's second city comedy club.
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Here are best funny dad jokes guaranteed to get a big laugh in 2021. What did the policeman say to his belly button? Why did johnny throw the clock out of the window?
26.) what do sprinters eat before a race? Dad can you put on my shoes for me? They’re always up to something.
Igloos it together. how did harry potter get down the hill? walking. The man who needs it doesn't know it. The man who bought it doesn't need it.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. What did the mountain climber name his son? Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
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Take away the ‘s.’ 5. What did one wall say to the other? What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
No i got them all cut. His dad said, poof, now you’re a sandwich. When the grocery store clerk asks me if i want the milk in a bag, i always tell him, no, i'd rather drink it out of the carton! the difference between a.
Corny and cheesy dad jokes. 23.) what do you call a fish with two knees? As we know what they say, a way to a woman’s heart is humor.
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